Then you could make one of these, all for your very own:
Then, if you happen to have one lying around, you could give your newly created monkee to an eager little boy, so he can squish it:
and kiss it:
and get tired with it:
and pretend to sleep with it:
and get bored of sleeping with it and name it "Shaggy" and dangle it around by its arm:
Be careful though. If you happen to have one of these around the house too:
Because she will likely get jealous and pout and cry. Even though she already has a lovely pink monkee make of knit all of her very own. Then she'll bemoan the fact that she can't find it (even though you know full well its in her room) and she'll insist on having her photograph taken with the resident sock monkey. Just to make things all fair.
And if she gets too pouty:
You could always gag her with the monkey:
Thank you Mrs Monkee Maker lady :) I've been hoping for a long time that you would share your pattern, and now you have, and making it made me (and the Eggman, although not so much Miss Gracie) very happy.